Did you think that the strip club was a worthless place to look for a job as a man? While it's true that there may be fewer employment opportunities for those of the masculine sex, there are more jobs for the men then you might think. You probably aren't going to be asked to be a feature dancer anytime soon, but these establishments need more than strippers to make the place a success. Someone has to do the other jobs. It might as well be you. Here are some of the employment opportunities you may not have thought about.
Bouncer
Even the classiest strip club in town is going to need at least one bouncer working at all times. Regardless of how well behaved the clientele usually is and how laid-back the atmosphere, someone is eventually going to get out of line. This is simply what happens when you combine hormones, alcohol, and naked women. Being a bouncer isn't for everyone, of course. If you tend to shy away from confrontation, it might not be the job for you. If you're a tough guy when you need to be, however, you'll fit in just fine.
Working the Booth
Becoming a DJ isn't just something you jump right into, but if you have some experience with the turntables, you might find gainful employment in a strip club. Dancers can be beautiful, graceful, and athletic, but if they don't have some thumping beats behind them, they are going to look silly up on stage. The advent of portable music players and various other forms of technology has put the onus on the DJ to earn his right to keep a job. It's a lot cheaper to just make an iPod playlist, after all. If you have skills beyond pushing a button, however, there are probably some places that could use them.
Bartender
A strip club without alcohol is doomed to failure before it begins. This is why clubs in cities where ordinances were passed demanding decreased nudity or loss of an alcohol license, the owners quickly caved. You might be able to find a joint somewhere that chose nudity over alcohol, but it won't be an easy search. People want to drink while they're out and management wants the money those sales bring in. As a bartender in this environment, you're going to have to compete with the girls for your share of the tips, but customers are ready to hand out their money in any case. You should do well.
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Tuesday, 28 August 2012
Uses For Customized Playing Cards
Customized playing cards are becoming more popular all the time. Many people are finding that they can use these cards to add a touch of class to many different events and occasions. They can be used for people of all ages and backgrounds in a variety of manners. Keep reading to see all the ways that people are customizing playing cards to make occasions memorable.
Home Poker Games
Poker is a game that has exploded in popularity over the last decade. For years, poker was only played by middle-aged and older men, but now people of all ages and both sexes are enjoying the game. The big influx of poker players is leading to lots of new home games being played. Many people are looking for ways to make their home games stand out.
One of the easiest ways to make a home poker game distinctive is to personalize the table, chips or cards. The cards are the cheapest option for personalizing a component of the game, and it is easy to order many decks that will last for a long time.
Promotional Handouts
In this tough economic climate business owners are always looking for ways to increase their business. One of the best ways to do this is through advertising. An easy way for business owners to advertise inexpensively and effectively is to hand out decks of playing cards with the company logo printed on them.
These playing card decks with the company logo can be handed out as a bonus for purchases, creating good will with customers and giving great advertising for the business. They can also be handed out at promotional events or in high traffic areas of the city to help promote the business.
Wherever the cards are handed out, they are sure to be used. Almost everyone is sure to use a deck of cards at some point in their lives. Those few that don't will be sure to give the cards to someone who will use them. When the cards are used, everyone that is playing with them will be exposed to the company logo. This is a great way to expose people to advertising in a friendly manner.
Party Favors
One of the most popular ways to use customized playing cards is to hand them out as party favors. Again, almost everyone uses playing cards at some point in their lives. Unlike many other kinds of party favors, playing cards are something that all the guests at the party will be happy to receive.
Weddings are one occasion that customized cards are very popular. The cards can be handed out at the reception tables. They can be printed with a picture of the bride and groom as well as the date and location of the wedding. This is a gift that will have sentimental value for the guests for years to come.
Birthday parties are another popular occasion to hand them out. They can be printed with the name and age of the person's birthday. A picture can be added of the guest of honor or the theme of the party. The cards will often be used at the party to play games.
Bar mitzvahs, bat mitzvahs, graduations, proms, anniversaries and many other special events are a great time to hand out personalized playing cards. Any special occasion or situation is a great time to make use of these popular party favors.
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Home Poker Games
Poker is a game that has exploded in popularity over the last decade. For years, poker was only played by middle-aged and older men, but now people of all ages and both sexes are enjoying the game. The big influx of poker players is leading to lots of new home games being played. Many people are looking for ways to make their home games stand out.
One of the easiest ways to make a home poker game distinctive is to personalize the table, chips or cards. The cards are the cheapest option for personalizing a component of the game, and it is easy to order many decks that will last for a long time.
Promotional Handouts
In this tough economic climate business owners are always looking for ways to increase their business. One of the best ways to do this is through advertising. An easy way for business owners to advertise inexpensively and effectively is to hand out decks of playing cards with the company logo printed on them.
These playing card decks with the company logo can be handed out as a bonus for purchases, creating good will with customers and giving great advertising for the business. They can also be handed out at promotional events or in high traffic areas of the city to help promote the business.
Wherever the cards are handed out, they are sure to be used. Almost everyone is sure to use a deck of cards at some point in their lives. Those few that don't will be sure to give the cards to someone who will use them. When the cards are used, everyone that is playing with them will be exposed to the company logo. This is a great way to expose people to advertising in a friendly manner.
Party Favors
One of the most popular ways to use customized playing cards is to hand them out as party favors. Again, almost everyone uses playing cards at some point in their lives. Unlike many other kinds of party favors, playing cards are something that all the guests at the party will be happy to receive.
Weddings are one occasion that customized cards are very popular. The cards can be handed out at the reception tables. They can be printed with a picture of the bride and groom as well as the date and location of the wedding. This is a gift that will have sentimental value for the guests for years to come.
Birthday parties are another popular occasion to hand them out. They can be printed with the name and age of the person's birthday. A picture can be added of the guest of honor or the theme of the party. The cards will often be used at the party to play games.
Bar mitzvahs, bat mitzvahs, graduations, proms, anniversaries and many other special events are a great time to hand out personalized playing cards. Any special occasion or situation is a great time to make use of these popular party favors.
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The Adult Only Cruise - All Inclusive Deals
When looking for an adult only cruise, it is just as important to think carefully about your budget and the specials you encounter as it would be if you were planning a trip with a big family. While a smaller industry, those vacation companies that cater to singles and sexually adventurous couples act as a sort of microcosm of the larger travel industry as a whole. Many trip packages are virtually identical to their family-friendly counterparts, save for nudity clauses and perhaps some of the entertainment offerings. Always popular among those looking for a bargain are all-inclusive deals. How do they stack up against a la carte options?
Benefits
An adult only cruise that offers an all inclusive package will have several benefits to the adventurous traveler. The biggest benefit is that you don't have to worry about your budget skyrocketing out of control while on the trip. This can happen much more easily than you might think. In between all the debauchery, you're going to want food, drinks, souvenirs, and more. It's easy to go overboard, so to speak. A pre-paid package will also give you the ability to create a plan ahead of time that perfectly fits your budget. If you go a la carte, it may be hard to determine if you can even afford the trip.
Disadvantages
Of course, the all inclusive adult only cruise isn't going to be for everyone. Be careful about the company with whom you book the trip. Sometimes "all inclusive" isn't exactly what it seems. Tips won't be included, of course, but many packages will also exclude alcohol, dessert, and certain forms of transportation. Some people also find that these packages are a bit too restrictive. Although nothing is stopping you from spending more money once on the trip, you may not realize until later that you would rather be doing one thing while your trip itinerary says you're doing another.
Finding Packages
Your local travel agent may not be of immediate help when it comes to booking an all inclusive adult only cruise, but there is a world of possibility out there. It is a fairly explosive industry and you shouldn't have any trouble finding a good vacation package. Do your research before picking a company, however. Try to find some reviews. One ship may have a very different idea of what constitutes "all inclusive" than another. The same can be said for the term, "adult activities". Make sure you know what you're getting into before booking that trip.
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Benefits
An adult only cruise that offers an all inclusive package will have several benefits to the adventurous traveler. The biggest benefit is that you don't have to worry about your budget skyrocketing out of control while on the trip. This can happen much more easily than you might think. In between all the debauchery, you're going to want food, drinks, souvenirs, and more. It's easy to go overboard, so to speak. A pre-paid package will also give you the ability to create a plan ahead of time that perfectly fits your budget. If you go a la carte, it may be hard to determine if you can even afford the trip.
Disadvantages
Of course, the all inclusive adult only cruise isn't going to be for everyone. Be careful about the company with whom you book the trip. Sometimes "all inclusive" isn't exactly what it seems. Tips won't be included, of course, but many packages will also exclude alcohol, dessert, and certain forms of transportation. Some people also find that these packages are a bit too restrictive. Although nothing is stopping you from spending more money once on the trip, you may not realize until later that you would rather be doing one thing while your trip itinerary says you're doing another.
Finding Packages
Your local travel agent may not be of immediate help when it comes to booking an all inclusive adult only cruise, but there is a world of possibility out there. It is a fairly explosive industry and you shouldn't have any trouble finding a good vacation package. Do your research before picking a company, however. Try to find some reviews. One ship may have a very different idea of what constitutes "all inclusive" than another. The same can be said for the term, "adult activities". Make sure you know what you're getting into before booking that trip.
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Monday, 27 August 2012
The Candy Jar, and a Double Haiku: The Snake and the Mouse (Part Bilingual-English and Spanish)
The Candy Jar
The candy jar was stuffed so full that it could no longer clatter, and that is the most solid point of which any candy jar can reach, it is perfection, the ultimate it can attain. It stood on an upper shelf as you descended into the cellar, high and lofty looking down upon everyone who walked down those stairs. It knew very well what it had within its framed glass, and if I may use the term, stomach, would have brought all the joy and pleasure in the world to a little eight year old boy.
That little boy of eight looked at it daily, stretching his legs and arms, measuring the distance from the top stair to the jar, hoping to grow taller, or tall enough to reach it, hoping it would not take another year or two, and if his neck grew along with his arms and legs all the better.
Then all of a sudden, one Sunday afternoon, there was an uncommon racket, a clash and bang in the house, and the wooden frame, the board, and the candy jar that it rested on, not strong enough to hold the little boy who was now dangling from it, cracked and broke into two pieces. He did not do it to protest against where it stood, where his mother proposed it should be, it was a game between the jar and him, and I suppose all kids cannot be little noblemen, he leaped a little too far this time, in his stretch, and down he fell with the jar and all, it broke, rolled down a few steps right onto his lap, on the stairway. As the saying goes, "We all cannot be little noblemen."
Written 8-12-2012 (Lima, Peru) #950
English Version
The Snake and the Mouse (Double Haiku)
The Snake won't eat
the mouse-, because of great fear
and because of that...
He allows himself
to starve to death in the cage
and hence, dies in fear!
No: 3011 ((8-9-2011) (7:35 p.m.))Midnight Poems IV
Versión en Español
La Serpientey el
Ratón (doble Haiku)
La serpiente no comería al ratón
-debido a un gran temor-
Y debido a esto...
Ella misma se dejaría
morir de hambre en la jaula
Y así pues, ¡moriría de temor!
No: 3011 ((9-Agosto-2011) (7:35 p.m.)) Poemas de Medianoche IV
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The candy jar was stuffed so full that it could no longer clatter, and that is the most solid point of which any candy jar can reach, it is perfection, the ultimate it can attain. It stood on an upper shelf as you descended into the cellar, high and lofty looking down upon everyone who walked down those stairs. It knew very well what it had within its framed glass, and if I may use the term, stomach, would have brought all the joy and pleasure in the world to a little eight year old boy.
That little boy of eight looked at it daily, stretching his legs and arms, measuring the distance from the top stair to the jar, hoping to grow taller, or tall enough to reach it, hoping it would not take another year or two, and if his neck grew along with his arms and legs all the better.
Then all of a sudden, one Sunday afternoon, there was an uncommon racket, a clash and bang in the house, and the wooden frame, the board, and the candy jar that it rested on, not strong enough to hold the little boy who was now dangling from it, cracked and broke into two pieces. He did not do it to protest against where it stood, where his mother proposed it should be, it was a game between the jar and him, and I suppose all kids cannot be little noblemen, he leaped a little too far this time, in his stretch, and down he fell with the jar and all, it broke, rolled down a few steps right onto his lap, on the stairway. As the saying goes, "We all cannot be little noblemen."
Written 8-12-2012 (Lima, Peru) #950
English Version
The Snake and the Mouse (Double Haiku)
The Snake won't eat
the mouse-, because of great fear
and because of that...
He allows himself
to starve to death in the cage
and hence, dies in fear!
No: 3011 ((8-9-2011) (7:35 p.m.))Midnight Poems IV
Versión en Español
La Serpientey el
Ratón (doble Haiku)
La serpiente no comería al ratón
-debido a un gran temor-
Y debido a esto...
Ella misma se dejaría
morir de hambre en la jaula
Y así pues, ¡moriría de temor!
No: 3011 ((9-Agosto-2011) (7:35 p.m.)) Poemas de Medianoche IV
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